Which terminal illness are you?

Are you characterised by a loss of appetite?  

Significant weight-loss?  

Do you often quote films incorrectly?  

Skin pigmentation affected?  

Are you a sarcastic little shit?  

Is your eventual fatality induced by heart failure?  

Are you hereditary?  

Is your main course of treatment:  

Is your incidence affected by lifestyle choices such as smoking, drinking, being obnoxious etc?  

Have you lied about being interested in the arts/ sport due to a crippling fear of other people?  

What percentage of the UK population do you affect in some form?  

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