all my coolness

the social network for those of us who are just too fucking cool for the rest
the rest of the social networking sites that is

custom tokes coming soon, although admittedly not soon enough

The Spotlight

Jess Bone

Neill Paperton

Sadie Sand

Celia Proctershop

Malcom Sooooo

Pave Long

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Quiz yourself stupid

Which terminal illness are you?

Which world genocide are you?

Which defunct currency are you?

Which symptom of depressive neurosis are you?

Which water contaminant are you?

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Get Polled

coolest health and safety risk

shortest fingernails

most sustained sense of longing


best overall dance shoes

nastiest hair piece

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Contributions - Engage...

the pointlessness of fire

Sympathy Bites

just good sense

A Difficult Situation

It doesn't matter

Why I Lied

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All My Coolness is a spoof social networking site created by BrainDeadAir with a little help from the Twat.