all my coolness

the social network for those of us who are just too fucking cool for the rest
the rest of the social networking sites that is

custom tokes coming soon, although admittedly not soon enough

The Spotlight

Sadie Sand

Mary Jons

Max Fray

Malcom Sooooo

Celia Proctershop

Jess Bone

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Quiz yourself stupid

Which terminal illness are you?

Which world genocide are you?

Which defunct currency are you?

Which symptom of depressive neurosis are you?

Which water contaminant are you?

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Get Polled

most sustained sense of longing


coolest health and safety risk

most sophisticated pickle

shortest fingernails

nastiest hair piece

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Contributions - Engage...

Why I Lied

Sympathy Bites

How I feel about You

the pointlessness of fire

of course

chairs for sitting on

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All My Coolness is a spoof social networking site created by BrainDeadAir with a little help from the Twat.