all my coolness

the social network for those of us who are just too fucking cool for the rest
the rest of the social networking sites that is

custom tokes coming soon, although admittedly not soon enough

The Spotlight

Mary Jons

Celia Proctershop

Pave Long

Neill Paperton

Malcom Sooooo

Jess Bone

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Quiz yourself stupid

Which terminal illness are you?

Which world genocide are you?

Which defunct currency are you?

Which symptom of depressive neurosis are you?

Which water contaminant are you?

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Get Polled


nastiest hair piece

best overall dance shoes

most sustained sense of longing

coolest health and safety risk

shortest fingernails

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Contributions - Engage...

not again

a Whole bagFul of things

Why I Lied

the pointlessness of fire

derivatives of compassion


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All My Coolness is a spoof social networking site created by BrainDeadAir with a little help from the Twat.