all my coolness

the social network for those of us who are just too fucking cool for the rest
the rest of the social networking sites that is

custom tokes coming soon, although admittedly not soon enough

The Spotlight

Sadie Sand

Jess Bone

Neill Paperton

Malcom Sooooo

Celia Proctershop

Max Fray

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Quiz yourself stupid

Which terminal illness are you?

Which world genocide are you?

Which defunct currency are you?

Which symptom of depressive neurosis are you?

Which water contaminant are you?

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Get Polled


most sustained sense of longing

coolest health and safety risk

nastiest hair piece

most sophisticated pickle

shortest fingernails

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Contributions - Engage...

chairs for sitting on

It doesn't matter

of course

derivatives of compassion

Sympathy Bites


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All My Coolness is a spoof social networking site created by BrainDeadAir with a little help from the Twat.